Cosmo Tip #455
housewifeswag: When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.” absolutely doing this.
tobeymacguire: when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
Loki Stole my shield socks →
New socks by me
If the Avengers voiced a GPS
Tony: Go left. Let's be honest here, you probably don't know what way that is.
Steve: Left, Soldier! Do it for your country!
Clint: Does this bow make me look fat? Oh, you missed your turn? Too bad, how do I look?
Natasha: If you know what's good for you, you'll go the right way.
Bruce: Right! No, it's actually left. I'm sorry, that was mean.
Thor: LISTEN TO ME, MIDGARDIAN. YOU WILL GO FORTH WHICHEVER WAY PLEASES YOU.
Loki: Ehehehe, I made you miss your turn. LOKI'D!
Nick: GO LEFT, MOTHERFUCKER.
What will happen if they still don't cut their...
bbqfish: Loki “Don’t step on my hair you moron!”
Everything hurts and I just want to cry
Called my health insurance company.
thegatsbysslewofchoices: They cover diagnostic testing for TMJ, but not treatment. So, I can go have some guy in a white coat confirm that my jaw sucks at being a jaw. But, unless I can cough up a bunch of money, I can’t do a damn thing about it. And I don’t have money. Thank you, Aetna. You are so, so helpful.
The real question concerning Loki's hair...
frillyfacefins: Where’s the hair pulling porn at? Come on, Avengers Fandom! Don’t disappoint me!